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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do you confuse someone? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did the man drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave as they recognize the potential danger in the situation
Why are hamsters like cigarettes? They’re completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
Stevie Wonder ranks among the worst fathers ever. I mean, he hasn't seen his kids in decades.